
Donkey Kong Country Returns Review
It's on like a glorious reboot of a SNES classic!Donkey Kong Country Returns takes place on the DK Isles, where a new set of villains, the Tikis, have hypnotized the jungle's animals to force them to steal Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong's bananas. Naturally, DK won't take grand theft bananas lying down and braves the island's natural pitfalls to reclaim this golden booty from the musical miscreants.
As a DKC veteran, the controls felt a bit weird to begin with: "Where's the 'Run' button? There's no way I'll be able to make that jum- Oh. I made it! Cool!" but the Wii Remote works exceptionally well as I made the Kongs effortlessly jump, swing, roll and slam their way through the stunningly attractive levels. Some of the action is controlled by shaking the Remote up and down, such as performing summersaults and slapping the ground with DK's hands; it feels oddly natural to shake the Remote like an ape to find all of the hidden secrets. Perhaps the only complaint I have about the controls is that the Wii Remote doesn't feel natural in one's hands after playing for an hour. It's not Retro's fault, but it just feels awkward as if I was cradling a Lego block in my hands after playing for extended sessions.
Emulation is the sincerest form of flattery, right? It is obvious that Retro Studios spent numerous man hours studying what made Donkey Kong Country so great on the Super Nintendo. While they didn't reproduce it piece by piece, (What fun would that be? I already own the classics!), many of the most important elements are present. Rambi the rhino is on hand to smash through Tikis, Cranky Kong will trade Banana Coins for items while berating Donkey Kong at every opertunity and the majority of the unforgettable ambient tracks David Wise composed for DKC have been remixed for this modern trek across the island.
I couldn't ask for more level variety for Donkey Kong Country Returns- On the way to the Tiki's volcano-top fortress, DK and Diddy travel through colorful jungles, calm beaches, stagnant caves, fossil-encrusted canyons and crystal mines lined with miles of rickety cart rails. Donkey Kong Country has always been about running and bounding through the stages at top speed as the music becomes more ominous, the baddies close in on our hairy heroes and the level itself becomes less and less survivable. There are tons of moments of pure excitement that will push your platforming skills to the limit and you will feel like you beat several of the levels by the skin of your teeth. If you do overcome the main challenge and recover the banana hoard, Donkey Kong Country Returns is stuffed full of other goals including tons of collectable K-O-N-G letters, puzzle pieces, time trial mode and mirror mode.
Sure, there are no Kremlings, no underwater levels and Funky Kong hasn't stuck around to ferry me around the Island's environments in a barrel-shaped jumbo jet. Am I upset? Will I complain that Donkey Kong Country isn't DKC without those features? No way! I'm just thankful that Nintendo decided to bring back the series at least one more time so fans would be able to explore DK's world in a new way and that those unfamiliar with rhino riding or barrel blasting have a good reason to check it out. Brilliant, nostalgic, exciting and entertaining as it's always been, Donkey Kong Country Returns is a must-buy for Wii owners of all ages.
-Arnold B. Carreiro
A Ranking
Developed by Retro Studios
Published by Nintendo
ESRB: E for Everyone
The Arnold B. Carreiro Rating System
A - Awesome! Why haven't you bought this yet? Go! GameStop doensn't close for another 2 hours!
B - Great game! It'll be something fun to play for a good while. It's better than
most games, but shy of perfection for some reason. You should check it out!
C - Meh. It's not a BAD game, nor is it good. Enjoyment may be limited to a certain
audience though. Perhaps some aspects of the title are great while others are
bogged down by bad design/gameplay/etc.
D - Not too great... Too much of the game lacks polish to be appreciated to the
general gaming public, but there might be enough here for someone to enjoy. Maybe...
F - A complete train wreck. Vampire Rain is the last "F" game I've ever played. The
bargain bin is too good for an "F" game.