
Twin Blades: The Reaping Vanguard Review
Revenge of the Meat!Twin Blades stars Sister Angelika, a Christian nun in a small European village that becomes overrun with the undead. Her mission is simple: kill every zombie in each area on the way to learn why the dead walk the earth and how to put a stop to it. Every aspect of the game has a beautiful vector art based appeal that makes the movement of every character smooth and graceful. Every swish of the scythe and gruesome splat of zombie guts is distinct and crystal clear, even if the small-scale musical score fades a bit into the background. I'm proud to say that there is not a prettier presentation on the Xbox Live Indie platform than Twin Blades.
While battling through masses of flesh-hungry zombies starts off somewhat easy, the difficulty ramps up at a steady pace with new enemy types and stronger undead. I thought I had the hang of Twin Blades up until I ran into the first boss- Boy, was I in for a shock! At first, these tough guys can seem overpowered, but once you master the controls and the timing of their repetitive actions, it might only take you 30 tries to defeat each of them. No part of Twin Blades feels "cheap," as you'll begrudgingly admit that if you were less crap, the Zombie Butcher wouldn't have chopped you into a series of kielbasas.
-Arnold B. Carreiro
B Ranking
Developed by Press Start Studio
Published by Microsoft Game Studios, Xbox Live Indie Games, Apple, Sony, etc.
ESRB: M for Mature
The Arnold B. Carreiro Rating System
A - Awesome! Why haven't you bought this yet? Go! GameStop doensn't close for another 2 hours!
B - Great game! It'll be something fun to play for a good while. It's better than
most games, but shy of perfection for some reason. You should check it out!
C - Meh. It's not a BAD game, nor is it good. Enjoyment may be limited to a certain
audience though. Perhaps some aspects of the title are great while others are
bogged down by bad design/gameplay/etc.
D - Not too great... Too much of the game lacks polish to be appreciated to the
general gaming public, but there might be enough here for someone to enjoy. Maybe...
F - A complete train wreck. Vampire Rain is the last "F" game I've ever played. The
bargain bin is too good for an "F" game.